BRAWNIAC

going to go. heaat up a hot-dog and swallo w some tylenal b back soon// /

gona go play simspon’s road-rage and cr y on the x box

brushes cookie crumbs off bed sheets before going asleep alone

parents get divorced right in time to get double the christmas presents !

One Dorito, two Dorito, three Dorito, bag

sadpenis:

every kiss begins with dad go gentle 

i was on pimp my ride and all i got was an aquarium in my trunk ??? ?